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[24 Jan 2005|05:29pm] |
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hello out there!
i am in a wonderful mood today! this morning ,i was going 4 my daly workout when i found a basket of cookies on my front porch. enclosed was a card that read "Love Always, Doughboy". yes i was shocked 2 say the least! my wife told me 2 be very careful she thought they were poisoned , but i did not listen. i took a bite and GOLLY were they ever so scrumptious ! thanx doughboy! i am glad we can b friends!
well after that i defenately needed 2 work off those cookies, LOL . i went to the gym and got many compliments from the ladies, one from a man, well i felt very sexy!
when i was done tuning my fine bod, the mrs. wanted me 2 stop by Shop Rite 2 pick up some potatoes. many ppl asked 4 my autograph and asked me 2 do Walker impressions :-) i love my fans !
thanx 4 reading about my day, hope urs was just as great !
living life in the fast lane,
big chuck
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[21 Jan 2005|11:13am] |
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howdy friends ,
chuck norris here , how is every1 :-)
i been doing real well attended the inauguration yesterday 2 give sum luving support to my main man G-Dubya. i thought he did so well , his speech waz great it gave me tingles in my private area . i hung out at all the afterparties did sum ball-room dancing , congratulated my man with sum fine bottles of bubbly. laura looked gorgeous as always and the 2 girls . luv them. cant believe john kerry had the nerve 2 show up tho , i kinda stayed away from him, didnt want 2 say ne thing rude.
ne way i just got back 2 texas this morning after staying the nite in DC. dubya let me stay over in guest suite. but it sure is gr8 to be back home nothing like it.
keep on truckin'
big chuck
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[10 Jan 2005|12:51am] |
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hey, friends,
looks like this is my first entry. heh. thought id hop on the sand-wagon :-) and roll along , not unlike the many tumbleweeds roling in the sand around here in texas. very beatuiful place here in texas . come join me. glad 2 be on livejournal. :-) hope to gain many warm welcomes :-)
i thought u all would like to here about the wonderful advanses my exercise machine, The Total Gym, has been making these past few yrs. it has improved many lives so if u would like to buy one then please comment here so that way u won't be fat anymore. :-) i love to help ppl, esepesically fat people i think theyre very funny, jolly , and all around good people and verry good company to be around . :-) please buy a machine, thank you love chuck norris.
i guess i will end this now, but i would like to say that doughboy is very mean to me. he beat me up on new years eve and after i regained concesness, i was very depressed i cut my self . they tell me i am a 'cutter' watever that means. anyway i wrote some poems about that tragic nite i will have to post them verry soon to all of u wonderufl ppl . :-) thanks. :-) chuck norris is friendly and warm .
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